Yesterday at work I answered the phone: “blah blah blah This is Ssan how can I help you?”
“WHO?”
“Susan.”
“Oh, is brain there?”
OK STOP.
Brian is a random customer who may be homeless. Nice guy, a little on the non-sequitur side. Why I gave him the phone, I don’t know. I think it was because I was so surprised.
Anyway, the phone died in the middle of this fascinating conversation. So my co-worker answers the phone five minutes later, gets yelled at for the inconvenience, and is so shocked that SHE gives the phone to Brian too.
What? And why are you rude? I’m doing YOU a favor, remember?
Wait, a customer is getting calls at your work? Um, hello, pay phones?
umm, hello, CELL phones.
Yeah… the lines are all cut. We live in a real city. (j/k)